Ramadan...

Okay, so it’s the much anticipated Muslim month of Ramadan. For yall Christians who have only bits of info, Ramadan is the fasting month for Muslims. It consists of 29 or 30 days of fasting depends on when the new moon is sighted. During that period, one has to be as pure as they can possibly be. For most, that means, no alcohol, no sex, no inappropriate contact, in fact no contact with any non-relative who is a member of the opposite sex. Okay, nuff with the dry sentences. This is the deal

Yours truly has made her list of Ramadan do’s and don’ts. I present to you...rude girl’s Ramadan’s strategies and limitations 

·         Rude girl shall try her possible best not to listen to music that will induce thoughts of well-chiselled abs and sexy British accents.

·         Other forms of music that shall be prohibited to rude girl include:

1.      Taylor swift and her hullaballoo of boys, girls, and all the amazing possibilities between them.

2.      Songs, that induce thoughts of going over to say hi to cute boys that live on street with her

3.      In fact, songs that contain the word boy or girl

...yeah right...

·         Rude girl shall not surf the net excessively for rudegirl is very adept at “accidentally” venturing into sites that are not Ramadan-friendly

·         Rudegirl shall not watch movies where some certain “choice words are used” nor view movies where certain male and female Hollywood hotties act out the fantasy of nearly 85%  of world female population...team Edward fans..beware!!!!..I’m not dissing before you curse me digitally.

·         Rude girl shall reduce social networking to the barest minimum, because some certain twitter “trending topics” will appeal to the vile disser in her and she may spew forth from her fingers obscenities that will cause father and mother to blush irrationally with shock

·         Rude girl shall time the use of her blackberry seeing that it is a newly acquired “toy” and the urges to grab and use to the fullest are still steaming inside her, rudegirl has decided to have a timetable for bb use. It shall be locked safely in mother’s hand lest I develop light fingers and steal it from myself.

·         Rudegirl shall not entertain thoughts of beating the crap out of one certain family member (she-who-shall-not-be-named)

·         Rude girl shall cease to be rudegirl and go back to being the jeans wearing, non person who speaks her mind (whether it’s at the right time or not), meek, conformist that she will never be on a normal day.

·         Since certain talents of rudegirl have to be put on hiatus, rudegirl shall find other Islamic induced ways to have fun and be cheeky.

·         Rude girl shall post blogs, devoid of cruel cheeky humour and shall concentrate on love for fellow man...I hope so..

·         In, summary, rudegirl shall become good girl.

And on the last day if Ramadan, I shall leap into the heavens, thanking God for another fasting witnessed, and in that moment, rude girl shall re-appear and good girl shall disappear..till next year when new list is composed and cycle begins all over again.

Ramadan Kareem

Xoxo

rUdEgIrL

Oops I forgot, the most important aim of all

Rudegirl shall finally lose the rest of the extra weight she has acquired form 4.5 months of non -stop dissing and eating.......I AM NOT BLOATED O..all you haters..I’m still fab enough for those dudes to testify to God...ciao...lol